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you guys speak english?
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not some too much.
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i just wanna say
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it's been a while
since we opened the books
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and in regards
to you guys--
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burt, gerry--
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as a man
of few words, i--
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not few enough, though, huh? new blood.
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- new blood.
- salud.
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sure, we break
some balls here tonight,
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but i go way back.
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and in light
of recent humiliations,
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it's a honor
to be joined by men
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and nofaggot-ass
corn-holing cocksuckers
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like married my cousin.
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- he should fuckin' die!
- phil, relax.
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- whoa whoa whoa, phil.
- take it easy.
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phil, you know the wine
makes you emotional.
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'cause i got
an empty fuckin' stomach.
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- so have a breadstick.
- 45 minutes for some grilled eggplant?
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jesus christ, is there nothing
without this complaining?
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you didn't notice? artie's
game is a little off lately.
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well, carmela sent her
branzino back sunday night,
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but she loves
to do that.
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gentlemen, how's everything so far?
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- fantastic.
- delicious.
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the delay--
a thousand pardons.
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i'm breaking in
a new guy on the line.
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you seem set
for antipasto.
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i gotta be honest-- new guy
in the kitchen aside,
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i mean, how come we're waiting?
it seems empty out there.
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people like to get in
that last barbecue.
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artie, you been to this "da
giovanni" up by troy hills?
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- no, i haven't been.
- supposed to be incredible.
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- he's a kid, right?
- i hate fish,
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but his,
with the agrodolce...
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i'll check it out.
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- ah, buon appetito.
- about time.
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fuckin' phil.
some display, huh?
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paid a visit
to vito's goomah, jill.
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she still hasn't heard
from vito.
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- we were just discussin'
"la cage aux fat."
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i was gonna get my cousin tommy
to call his detective friend.
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i've been hamstrung with that
work stoppage at the office park.
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vito shows up-- he shows up,
then we deal with him. if not...
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it's just a phone call.
and seriously,
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tommy says the guy can track
somebody from the corn in his shit.
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yeah, i saw them
do that on "csi."
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- good night.
- bye, sack.
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- bye now.
- good night, kid.
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hey, i was glad to hear you
say that about the search,
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'cause i gotta take a little time
off for some business in cali.
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little carmine's lined
up a meet in l.a. for us.
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so, what is it,
business or time off?
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time off from here,
but definite business.
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with ben kingsley, ton'.
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so you're gonna go
get an autograph
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on the weekend of the
notre dame-michigan game?
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i got my guys all over it.
little carmine says
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if we attach ben kingsley,
the picture's a go.
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little carmine?
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it's common knowledge
the guy's retarded.
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i don't get it. you agreed
to this in the hospital.
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christopher,
i was in a coma.
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okay, fine.
i'll call little carmine,
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call the airline, cancel.
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i'll probably
still reach someone.
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what am i gonna do
with you?
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make a lot of money.
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all right.
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what the fuck
is this idiot doing?
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no speak english.
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...brooklyn.
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ho, pal. move your car. we're late.
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move el automobile.
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rusty! don't forget
to call marissa.
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- hurry up. let me see.
- oh, yes.
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- museum...
- eastern parkway.
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eastern parkway,
not the belt parkway.
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so i'm trying to eject the
dvd and the kids are freaking,
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- "what's wrong
with that lady, daddy?"
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- and carrie says--
- how's the scaloppini?
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uh, it's delicious.
thanks.
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it all depends on slicing
the veal very thin.
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my way--
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i like to chill it down
a degree or two
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and then i pull a straight
razor right across it.
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your father could cook.
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he told me when you were in
here last. 75th birthday, right?
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in the navy.
- what's that?
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in the navy,
he cooked.
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terrific guy.
great head of hair.
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- you enjoy.
- mmm.
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save room. i'll be back
with dessert specials.
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ho, benny,
moe and jack.
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how's the bruschett'?
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you got a quorum.
let me get you a table.
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you guys go ahead. i'm
gonna stay right here.
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my best customer, but he's
nailed to this fuckin' spot.
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it's either the wine
or the view.
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such a sweet kid.
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you know, she told charmaine
that back in albania
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her whole family
got blown up
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waiting on line
for an oil change.
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the shit she's been
through, we just had to help.
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i even called in a favor
with my cousin in manhattan,
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got her a working visa,
started on the green card.
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martina,
come do some hosting.
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- hi.
- hi.
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- what's up?
- this is your cheering section over here.
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- hello, benny.
- you got the reservations squared away?
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it's very few
right now.
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football season.
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i could watch her
walk away all night.
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good, 'cause like most girls with
you, that's what she's gonna do.
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ah, to be young and single
again like these two,
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- huh, benito?
- ahh.
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i can put the credit card
numbers on actual plastic
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for an extra five bills.
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we do internet strictly.
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mmm, the gnocchi!
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i'll take your word. it's a
little too rich for my stomach.
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it's okay.
just a bite.
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i think it's
a lamb ragu
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with just a scoop
of cold rigott'.
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- holy shit.
- it's also fresh. that fish witpistachios?
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i feel like a traitor.
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vesuvio, lately,
it's depressing somehow.
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maybe they need to remodel
or something. i don't know.
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that menu is so tired.
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- hey, homo junior!
- leave me the fuck alone!
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get-- stop it!
mom, they're hurting vito!
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- stop it!
- where are your parents?
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i guess she can't hide
her face at home.
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it'd be like admitting
there was something wrong.
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i should have brought
a pair of sweatpants
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to change into.
i'm gonna explode.
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apparently,
there is still a veal loin
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yet to be unveiled.
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please, don't get up.
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- congratulations.
- thank you.
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that kid,
i'm tellin' you...
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- thank you.
- ...he was so handsome in that church.
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the name he took, "francis"--
after my pop.
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no restaurants in brooklyn? you
gotta come all the way to jersey?
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this food-- it's worth a
detour. why? is there a problem?
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artie's a friend of mine, you know?
i like to throw him some business.
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talk to you a minute?
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visited with john.
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he said to tell you he
appreciates the recent headlines.
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- rusty.
- i don't know what you're talkin' about.
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i turned him down
on that.
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madonn', you're
a cautious man.
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you know, some people might
feel a little offended.
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me-- my heart
is an open book.
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anyway, rusty's gone
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and we'll chalk it up
to the headless horseman.
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giovanni.
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bravo!
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martina was just
tellin' me
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that in montenegro
i'd be the tallest guy.
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another fun fact
from the balkans.
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ben, are you up
for dessert?
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no, i'm all set here.
thanks.
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martina, sweetheart,
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can i talk to you
for a second?
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what is it, artie?
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you're looking at me
very serious.
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you remember i had
that friend in manhattan
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that was gonna help speed you
through the green card process?
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apparently,
it's not happening.
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- why?
- too much on his plate, he said.
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i guess you're just gonna have
to do it yourself. i'm sorry.
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all those forms.
shit me.
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i wish i could help you,
but really,
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it's a small inconvenience compared
to living in freedom, right?
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yes, i know this.
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get him another 'buca.
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hey, tony.
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you could fuck her,
you know?
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well...
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i'm not 100%
in that department,
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but i'm startin'
to feel the old pressure.
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it's funny, 'cause guys
like me, we come here,
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we get drunk
and stare.
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best-case scenario, we go in
the back room, we get a lap dance
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a dry hump and pfft--
blow in our pants.
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listen, you wanna fuck her so bad,
i'm sure it could be worked out.
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nah, i couldn't.
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but you...
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well, what do you
want me to say?
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nothing.
it's just a fact.
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if i knew you were gonna
be in such a pissy mood--
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gabriella dante and rosalie
aprile came in for lunch yesterday.
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so what, you wanna fuck
one of them now?
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no.
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gab said you all went and had
a meal at da giovanni on sunday.
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well, i was gonna
tell you.
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it was phil's grandson's
confirmation. it's a pain in the ass.
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what are you gonna do?
you gotta eat.
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it's nothing' special,
believe me.
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actually, carm got a little sick
after. too much oil, she thought.
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gab said
i should check it out,
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like i could learn
something.
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well, she runs her mouth,
that one.
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fuck her.
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carm got sick.
nice touch.
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it was a business
obligation, artie.
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uh-oh. last time i heard that, i
had to call the fire department.
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well, maybe you need another
fresh start to fuck up.
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i should go.
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- oh, come on, come on.
- no.
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- i'm sorry. have another one, come on.
- forget it.
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i know where
your heart is.
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i gotta plan
the menu for tomorrow.
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fasanella,
my old man's a meat guy.
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he said that the restaurant business
was like keeping an elephant.
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it costs a fortune and sooner
or later it shits on your head.
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i miss him.
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hector had to trim three
inches off the fiorentinas.
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great. we can't even get
the good meat anymore.
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fucking western beef
is leaving us for dead.
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i wanted you to call their
guy, but you were on the floor
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talking to the cohen's
mother-in-law.
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you can't deal with the
westeeef guy yourself,
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my blushing flower?
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it's not
the same from me.
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and arthur,
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the chatting
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with the guests...
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again, that's it.
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00:15:48,600 --> 00:15:51,334
it's not hector or the
meat or these assholes
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that are always looking for
the next hot thing. it's me.
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00:15:54,834 --> 00:15:57,767
limit it to a quick
visit at coffee.
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people wanna talk
to each other, not you.
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really? you know better
than new jersey zagat--
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"arthur bucco,
warm and convivial host"?
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yeah, we're here
right now.
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sure, the broad strokes.
perfect.
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kingsley's agent says we
grab lunch tomorrow, poolside.
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- that guy, jay?
- yeah, i got him out of some trouble
242
00:16:36,700 --> 00:16:38,134
on a party yacht
down in the keys.
243
00:16:38,201 --> 00:16:42,067
ben kingsley, can he do
a new jersey accent?
244
00:16:42,134 --> 00:16:44,301
welcome
to the viceroy.
245
00:16:44,368 --> 00:16:46,834
i usually send
the bags up, hit the bar,
246
00:16:46,900 --> 00:16:48,800
decompress a little,
unless you're against it.
247
00:16:48,867 --> 00:16:51,667
- what are you talking about?
- you're in aa.
248
00:16:51,734 --> 00:16:54,401
you gave the stewardess an earful
when she put down the champagne.
249
00:16:54,468 --> 00:16:56,633
i just don't wanna make you
feel uncomfortable.
250
00:16:58,667 --> 00:17:01,500
relax.
i can deal with it.
251
00:17:01,567 --> 00:17:03,401
be careful
with this wine,
252
00:17:03,468 --> 00:17:06,434
because the way you two
are looking at each other,
253
00:17:06,500 --> 00:17:09,533
pretty soon
we're gonna have to...
254
00:17:09,600 --> 00:17:12,334
- put a high-chair
right here.
255
00:17:18,567 --> 00:17:20,700
did you clip the daily-special
cards to all the menus?
256
00:17:25,034 --> 00:17:27,101
hey, artie,
257
00:17:27,167 --> 00:17:29,034
c'mere.
258
00:17:29,101 --> 00:17:31,767
you ready to order?
259
00:17:31,834 --> 00:17:33,468
why you kicking
her ass like that?
260
00:17:33,533 --> 00:17:36,101
if you're referring to the
fact that she's my employee
261
00:17:36,167 --> 00:17:38,934
and i'm telling her what to do, last
time i checked, that's the way it works.
262
00:17:39,001 --> 00:17:41,800
she thinks you want her
to cry. i said not true.
263
00:17:41,867 --> 00:17:43,468
she told you that?
264
00:17:43,533 --> 00:17:45,434
'cause you two
talk all the time.
265
00:17:45,500 --> 00:17:48,034
- yeah. so what?
- so, maybe you should hire her.
266
00:17:48,101 --> 00:17:49,867
i know
how to treat people.
267
00:17:49,934 --> 00:17:53,234
- you're a people person, obviously.
- i am.
268
00:17:53,301 --> 00:17:55,500
and when they're good
to me, they get treats.
269
00:17:55,567 --> 00:17:58,633
and when they're not, well, i
got this severance thing i do.
270
00:17:58,700 --> 00:18:00,700
it's a complete break,
actually.
271
00:18:03,301 --> 00:18:05,101
i get it.
272
00:18:05,167 --> 00:18:08,134
see, 'cause you talked around that
threat so much, i almost missed it.
273
00:18:08,201 --> 00:18:09,700
sorry to interrupt
you guys,
274
00:18:09,767 --> 00:18:12,167
but, arthur, you have
to plate the salmon.
275
00:18:14,234 --> 00:18:16,834
arthur, the kid
is a hood, okay?
276
00:18:16,900 --> 00:18:18,800
if he feels protective
of his girlfriend,
277
00:18:18,867 --> 00:18:20,468
you should just
leave it alone.
278
00:18:20,533 --> 00:18:22,401
she's a slow learner.
279
00:18:22,468 --> 00:18:24,934
she's a nice girl,
and as predicted,
280
00:18:25,001 --> 00:18:26,434
the customers love her
281
00:18:26,500 --> 00:18:28,867
with her little stories
from the old country.
282
00:18:28,934 --> 00:18:30,600
you are just
picking on her.
283
00:18:30,667 --> 00:18:33,234
it's disgusting.
he's a married man.
284
00:18:46,234 --> 00:18:50,101
so it's 500 for the hour,
300 for half.
285
00:18:50,167 --> 00:18:52,700
and if you wanna keep
skiing, that's extra.
286
00:18:52,767 --> 00:18:55,834
all right, eden, how's about 400 for 40
287
00:18:55,900 --> 00:18:59,734
and four more lines and then
we'll take it from there?
288
00:18:59,800 --> 00:19:02,201
that'll work.
289
00:19:13,101 --> 00:19:14,867
fuckin'-a.
290
00:19:14,934 --> 00:19:16,533
those are
some amazing tits.
291
00:19:16,600 --> 00:19:19,734
thank you, sweetie.
292
00:19:23,700 --> 00:19:27,334
carlo's running late. route
23, they think there's a sniper.
293
00:19:29,633 --> 00:19:32,500
listen,
the other night--
294
00:19:32,567 --> 00:19:34,368
it's this place.
you know, the rope's
295
00:19:34,434 --> 00:19:37,067
a little tight
at my collar.
296
00:19:37,134 --> 00:19:40,134
down 40%
from last year.
297
00:19:42,401 --> 00:19:44,500
- you need a little help?
- from you? god no.
298
00:19:44,567 --> 00:19:46,368
oh, there's the gratitude
i was looking for.
299
00:19:46,434 --> 00:19:49,667
no, i mean i'm not
at that point, thank god.
300
00:19:49,734 --> 00:19:51,934
but thank you.
301
00:19:52,001 --> 00:19:54,001
well, listen, the other
day i was driving along
302
00:19:54,067 --> 00:19:56,401
and i was thinking
about your little problem.
303
00:19:56,468 --> 00:19:58,834
how about a little promotion?
a coupon, two-for-one?
304
00:19:58,900 --> 00:20:01,401
two-fers, wow.
305
00:20:01,468 --> 00:20:04,167
you mean, like you get a
free spaghetti and meatballs
306
00:20:04,234 --> 00:20:06,567
if you bring another cheap
gomer douche-bag in here?
307
00:20:06,633 --> 00:20:09,600
how about an early-bird
special? salad wagon?
308
00:20:09,667 --> 00:20:12,267
this is a fine dining establishment.
i'll give it back to the bank
309
00:20:12,334 --> 00:20:13,967
before i turn it
into a fucking ihop.
310
00:20:14,034 --> 00:20:16,301
just send the waiter
over here.
311
00:20:16,368 --> 00:20:19,734
you wanna help me so
badly? try paying your tab.
312
00:20:19,800 --> 00:20:22,633
- excuse me?
- that little roast you and the waste management people
313
00:20:22,700 --> 00:20:24,334
threw for dick barone
when he got sick--
314
00:20:24,401 --> 00:20:26,434
40 fucking garbagemen
from around the country.
315
00:20:26,500 --> 00:20:28,567
of course you paid
pat cooper.
316
00:20:28,633 --> 00:20:31,134
you paid
the entertainment.
317
00:21:10,167 --> 00:21:13,134
afternoon. we're looking
for arthur bucco.
318
00:21:13,201 --> 00:21:15,934
- that's me.
- dave kloski. this is jim hollings.
319
00:21:19,267 --> 00:21:22,101
american express? funny,
i had you two for cops.
320
00:21:22,167 --> 00:21:25,034
in a past life. actually
we're here to investigate
321
00:21:25,101 --> 00:21:28,334
some recent irregularities in charge
activity here at nuevo vesuvio.
322
00:21:28,401 --> 00:21:30,167
"nuovo."
irregularities?
323
00:21:30,234 --> 00:21:33,101
well, there is credit card fraud
going on in this restaurant.
324
00:21:33,167 --> 00:21:36,001
- that's impossible.
- based on cardholder disputes,
325
00:21:36,067 --> 00:21:38,867
we show nine hits in this locus
that precede fraudulent activity.
326
00:21:38,934 --> 00:21:41,067
- what does that mean?
- people's card numbers were copied
327
00:21:41,134 --> 00:21:44,001
and those numbers were used to rack up
thousands of dollars in phony charges.
328
00:21:44,067 --> 00:21:46,834
wait, you think i'm ripping off
my own customers? that's insane.
329
00:21:46,900 --> 00:21:49,034
were these meals
actually served?
330
00:21:51,767 --> 00:21:53,301
shit.
331
00:21:53,368 --> 00:21:55,900
councilman carillo?
that was just two weeks ago.
332
00:21:55,967 --> 00:21:57,500
so you understand
we have to suspend
333
00:21:57,567 --> 00:21:59,800
the use of our cards here
pending an investigation.
334
00:21:59,867 --> 00:22:01,800
suspend?
you're cutting me off?
335
00:22:01,867 --> 00:22:03,368
what's going on?
336
00:22:03,434 --> 00:22:05,633
they're from amex.
no more charges.
337
00:22:05,700 --> 00:22:09,034
- what?!
- someone's stealing!
338
00:22:09,101 --> 00:22:11,434
guys, this is like 30%
of my business here
339
00:22:11,500 --> 00:22:13,201
and i can't fucking
spare it right now!
340
00:22:13,267 --> 00:22:16,234
artie, please don't curse.
the minute you use profanity,
341
00:22:16,301 --> 00:22:19,167
you give them the high moral
ground to do whatever they please.
342
00:22:19,234 --> 00:22:20,967
we need copies
of your reservations
343
00:22:21,034 --> 00:22:23,567
and a list of anyone who has
access to customer plastic.
344
00:22:27,567 --> 00:22:30,934
i'm just asking, jay.
345
00:22:31,001 --> 00:22:33,301
well, tell me again.
346
00:22:33,368 --> 00:22:35,967
why am i meeting
with these chaps?
347
00:22:37,334 --> 00:22:40,800
oh! oh, bollocks, jay.
uh-- bollocks!
348
00:22:44,434 --> 00:22:46,267
oh, please.
349
00:22:51,267 --> 00:22:52,867
anyway, we appreciate
that your time
350
00:22:52,934 --> 00:22:54,834
is less than limited,
so i'll cut to the chase.
351
00:22:54,900 --> 00:22:58,900
log line-- "the ring"
meets "the godfather."
352
00:22:58,967 --> 00:23:02,001
wiseguy-- murdered,
i guess you could say--
353
00:23:02,067 --> 00:23:04,401
seeks revenge on the man
who ordered it.
354
00:23:04,468 --> 00:23:05,867
you would play that man.
355
00:23:05,934 --> 00:23:07,800
which man?
356
00:23:07,867 --> 00:23:09,800
who are we kidding here?
357
00:23:09,867 --> 00:23:12,434
you're ben kingsley.
you'd play the boss.
358
00:23:12,500 --> 00:23:15,934
i heard this idea--
i call jay and i say,
359
00:23:16,001 --> 00:23:18,401
"sir ben kingsley,
no one else."
360
00:23:18,468 --> 00:23:22,167
well, you know, as ever,
it's script-dependent.
361
00:23:24,401 --> 00:23:26,867
oh, we got a sensational
writer-- jt dolan.
362
00:23:26,934 --> 00:23:29,368
i'm embarrassed.
i haven't heard of him.
363
00:23:29,434 --> 00:23:32,401
he's from tv-- "nash
bridges," "hooperman,"
364
00:23:32,468 --> 00:23:34,867
and "law & order,
the s.u.v."
365
00:23:34,934 --> 00:23:36,700
so there's a script?
366
00:23:36,767 --> 00:23:38,567
we wanted to surmise
your interest
367
00:23:38,633 --> 00:23:40,934
and then tailor the part
to your specificities.
368
00:23:42,734 --> 00:23:45,434
no one plays a tough, ruthless,
hard-hearted prick like you do.
369
00:23:45,500 --> 00:23:47,401
you got it down,
trust me.
370
00:23:47,468 --> 00:23:49,267
i take that
as quite a compliment.
371
00:23:49,334 --> 00:23:51,700
sure.
"sexy beast"?
372
00:23:51,767 --> 00:23:54,134
now, we do have
a shortlist of directors.
373
00:23:54,201 --> 00:23:56,234
we could go a-list
down the horror genre--
374
00:23:56,301 --> 00:23:58,067
ridley, tobe hooper.
375
00:23:58,134 --> 00:24:01,800
or we could try to find the
next james wan. he did "saw."
376
00:24:01,867 --> 00:24:03,767
did you see that?
fuckin' brutal.
377
00:24:03,834 --> 00:24:06,267
betty?
378
00:24:06,334 --> 00:24:09,867
it's ben.
how are you?
379
00:24:09,934 --> 00:24:12,134
what on earth
are you doing out here?
380
00:24:12,201 --> 00:24:14,134
oh, i don't know.
381
00:24:14,201 --> 00:24:16,301
oh.
382
00:24:16,368 --> 00:24:19,633
gentlemen, allow me to
introduce miss lauren bacall.
383
00:24:19,700 --> 00:24:22,667
lauren, this is carmine
tazzi and christopher...
384
00:24:22,734 --> 00:24:24,567
...moltisanti.
huge fan.
385
00:24:24,633 --> 00:24:26,500
- thank you.
- "lupertazzi."
386
00:24:26,567 --> 00:24:28,468
you were great in "the
haves and have-nots."
387
00:24:28,533 --> 00:24:31,434
oh yes, dear howard hawks. thank you.
388
00:24:31,500 --> 00:24:34,533
i'm a presenter at one
of these award shows--
389
00:24:34,600 --> 00:24:36,533
showest,
some bullshit.
390
00:24:36,600 --> 00:24:39,600
oh, i did one of those years ago,
after "death and the maiden," i think.
391
00:24:39,667 --> 00:24:41,900
they do take good care
of you, though.
392
00:24:41,967 --> 00:24:44,767
i have shiatsu
in about 10 minutes.
393
00:24:44,834 --> 00:24:47,834
- wow.
- but let's catch up.
394
00:24:47,900 --> 00:24:49,468
absolutely.
great to see you.
395
00:24:49,533 --> 00:24:52,234
- thank you.
- as always.
396
00:24:52,301 --> 00:24:54,934
- so nice meeting both of you.
- enjoy your success.
397
00:24:58,533 --> 00:25:01,334
uh, that reminds me,
i have a scheduling problem.
398
00:25:01,401 --> 00:25:03,500
this meeting was last
minute and i'm supposed to be
399
00:25:03,567 --> 00:25:05,867
at the luxury lounge
at 2:00.
400
00:25:05,934 --> 00:25:09,067
yeah, but we haven't even
gotten to the particulars yet.
401
00:25:09,134 --> 00:25:11,434
we'll walk with you.
402
00:25:14,600 --> 00:25:16,500
i think this is
going very well.
403
00:25:16,567 --> 00:25:18,368
you okay? you seem
a bit distracted.
404
00:25:18,434 --> 00:25:21,767
it's fucking sir ben kingsley
is all. lauren bacall.
405
00:25:27,633 --> 00:25:30,800
- yo.
- murmur, i'm chipping here major.
406
00:25:30,867 --> 00:25:32,533
get on a plane.
407
00:25:32,600 --> 00:25:35,468
sir ben kingsley
and... guests.
408
00:25:35,533 --> 00:25:37,934
janine will take
you around.
409
00:25:38,001 --> 00:25:42,434
hi, janine.
ben kingsley.
410
00:25:42,500 --> 00:25:44,368
we're offering
the full services
411
00:25:44,434 --> 00:25:46,700
of the spa today,
including massage.
412
00:25:46,767 --> 00:25:50,667
listen, we're thinking about
sam rockwell for the younger guy.
413
00:25:50,734 --> 00:25:52,468
- is that a good chemistry for you?
- hmm.
414
00:25:52,533 --> 00:25:54,600
may i offer you
champagne?
415
00:25:54,667 --> 00:25:56,633
maybe later.
416
00:26:05,867 --> 00:26:09,267
this is yael from cosabella
lingerie. sir ben kingsley.
417
00:26:09,334 --> 00:26:10,867
i'll take an extra large
in these.
418
00:26:12,334 --> 00:26:16,234
for a man, white and warm is
giving this cashmere throw,
419
00:26:16,301 --> 00:26:19,700
great for the airplane,
and here, one for the car.
420
00:26:19,767 --> 00:26:22,734
- thanks, yael.
- they charge this shit to the room?
421
00:26:22,800 --> 00:26:25,334
- hmm?
- this is carla from oris.
422
00:26:25,401 --> 00:26:27,734
men's and women's,
sporty and dressy.
423
00:26:27,800 --> 00:26:31,001
a lot of guys are going with
the classic stainless chrono.
424
00:26:31,067 --> 00:26:34,500
oh, my godson would love that. he's
having his birthday in three weeks.
425
00:26:34,567 --> 00:26:38,167
- but for me...
- this is elegant.
426
00:26:38,234 --> 00:26:40,067
- really is.
- take the chrono too?
427
00:26:40,134 --> 00:26:43,267
- are you sure?
- of course.
428
00:26:48,600 --> 00:26:50,434
is all this shit free?
429
00:26:50,500 --> 00:26:52,900
i'm gettin' that.
430
00:26:56,734 --> 00:27:00,067
"true crime, new york city."
431
00:27:05,767 --> 00:27:08,334
pam has
a huge crush on you.
432
00:27:08,401 --> 00:27:10,101
thanks, pam.
433
00:27:10,167 --> 00:27:12,533
so kingsley, they do this all the time?
434
00:27:12,600 --> 00:27:14,667
- it's sir ben, actually.
- sorry.
435
00:27:14,734 --> 00:27:17,967
a couple of times a year, mainly
clustered around award seasons.
436
00:27:18,034 --> 00:27:20,101
how is that even
fuckin' possible?
437
00:27:20,167 --> 00:27:22,034
i know. it's embarrassing, isn't it?
438
00:27:22,101 --> 00:27:24,267
- i know i have one of these.
- shelly from iriver.
439
00:27:24,334 --> 00:27:26,468
i don't know
if you have this one.
440
00:27:26,533 --> 00:27:28,301
it's got 20 gigs of space
in a tiny package.
441
00:27:28,368 --> 00:27:31,700
that's 80 hours of video
or 600 hours of music.
442
00:27:31,767 --> 00:27:33,967
shelly, can i get
one of these?
443
00:27:34,034 --> 00:27:37,067
- here you go, sir ben.
- thank you, shelly.
444
00:27:37,134 --> 00:27:41,334
sir ben, you've got a
meeting with doug in 10, so...
445
00:27:41,401 --> 00:27:43,500
hey, guys,
446
00:27:43,567 --> 00:27:45,234
looks like i ate up
all our time here.
447
00:27:45,301 --> 00:27:47,134
what do you say
we catch up in new york?
448
00:27:47,201 --> 00:27:49,368
you got a lot
of tables left.
449
00:27:49,434 --> 00:27:51,368
we're gonna make
that work, sir ben.
450
00:27:51,434 --> 00:27:53,201
they're giving away
a caddy over there!
451
00:27:53,267 --> 00:27:55,800
well, no, it's just a
test-drive for a couple of weeks.
452
00:27:55,867 --> 00:27:59,134
you know, my family gave me
some sunglasses for christmas
453
00:27:59,201 --> 00:28:02,201
so why don't you
have these?
454
00:28:02,267 --> 00:28:05,134
- i bet they'll look great on you, chris.
- i don't know. you think?
455
00:28:05,201 --> 00:28:07,468
sir ben, can we get a shot?
456
00:28:17,368 --> 00:28:19,500
the thing, the arabs.
457
00:28:19,567 --> 00:28:22,034
chris wanted me to take
care of you while he's away.
458
00:28:22,101 --> 00:28:24,034
cecil b demoltisanti
there.
459
00:28:26,201 --> 00:28:28,934
- this is one week?
- yeah, murmur caught some big ones.
460
00:28:29,001 --> 00:28:31,767
you're going to see your
girlfriend over at vesuvio?
461
00:28:31,834 --> 00:28:33,368
yeah.
462
00:28:33,434 --> 00:28:35,334
all right.
463
00:28:35,401 --> 00:28:37,368
uh...
464
00:28:38,500 --> 00:28:41,167
give this to artie.
keep it on my tab.
465
00:28:43,468 --> 00:28:45,767
we're not here
to accuse anybody,
466
00:28:45,834 --> 00:28:49,267
'cause mainie and i like to
think of you all as family.
467
00:28:49,334 --> 00:28:51,368
and this is
very serious.
468
00:28:51,434 --> 00:28:54,600
it is, but know
that as family
469
00:28:54,667 --> 00:28:56,101
you'll be treated
with respect
470
00:28:56,167 --> 00:28:59,267
and, if need be,
forgiveness.
471
00:29:02,667 --> 00:29:05,134
hector,
and you, mustache...
472
00:29:05,201 --> 00:29:08,067
you got
something to say?
473
00:29:08,134 --> 00:29:12,101
we have no intention of pressing
charges. it's just gotta stop.
474
00:29:12,167 --> 00:29:14,834
that's all we want.
any questions?
475
00:29:17,468 --> 00:29:21,500
understand this is not about
a 42-oz. jar of moroccan olives
476
00:29:21,567 --> 00:29:23,600
or a couple of rolls
of toilet paper here.
477
00:29:23,667 --> 00:29:25,767
- this is our livelihoods.
- are you looking at me?
478
00:29:25,834 --> 00:29:27,800
nobody's looking
at anybody.
479
00:29:27,867 --> 00:29:30,533
- i didn't take the toilet paper.
- but the olives?
480
00:29:30,600 --> 00:29:33,034
i'm joking here.
481
00:29:33,101 --> 00:29:36,267
i'm just saying if you
don't come clean to us,
482
00:29:36,334 --> 00:29:38,101
those investigators,
483
00:29:38,167 --> 00:29:40,134
well, they just might
question the honesty
484
00:29:40,201 --> 00:29:41,900
of somebody
that wears a coat
485
00:29:41,967 --> 00:29:43,567
pulled from
the lost-and-found.
486
00:29:43,633 --> 00:29:45,734
- fuck this!
- no, fuck you!
487
00:29:45,800 --> 00:29:48,234
- arthur...
- i don't know which one of you pieces of shit did this,
488
00:29:48,301 --> 00:29:50,500
- but i've been good to you!
- ...getting us nowhere.
489
00:29:50,567 --> 00:29:52,500
and you pay me back
with nonstop ass rape!
490
00:29:52,567 --> 00:29:54,434
well fuck all of you!
491
00:30:07,267 --> 00:30:09,468
you know what?
just forget it.
492
00:30:09,533 --> 00:30:12,434
i-- i'm so sorry,
everybody.
493
00:30:12,500 --> 00:30:16,700
um, could you just get this
cleaned up so we can open? thanks.
494
00:30:18,267 --> 00:30:20,001
no no. it's very bad.
495
00:30:20,067 --> 00:30:22,134
they had
the credit card police.
496
00:30:22,201 --> 00:30:23,468
those companies
are huge.
497
00:30:23,533 --> 00:30:25,967
they come on tough, but in
the end, they gotta eat it.
498
00:30:26,034 --> 00:30:28,401
okay.
499
00:30:37,067 --> 00:30:38,767
everything okay
in there?
500
00:30:38,834 --> 00:30:42,234
for once i'd like to eat without
you getting a call from work.
501
00:30:44,368 --> 00:30:47,134
ah.
502
00:30:54,900 --> 00:30:56,867
god damn it.
503
00:31:12,201 --> 00:31:13,567
motherfucker.
504
00:31:13,633 --> 00:31:15,201
arthur!
505
00:31:15,267 --> 00:31:18,001
what do you want, a repeat
performance of the fourth of july?
506
00:31:18,067 --> 00:31:19,734
that cop told you,
507
00:31:19,800 --> 00:31:22,234
no firing guns in
the borough limits.
508
00:31:22,301 --> 00:31:24,267
i brought those
arugula seeds
509
00:31:24,334 --> 00:31:26,334
all the way back from italy
in my shaving kit.
510
00:31:29,867 --> 00:31:32,834
- eden, get the fuck
out of there!
511
00:31:32,900 --> 00:31:36,900
- fuck off.
- i wasn't going through your purse!
512
00:31:36,967 --> 00:31:38,533
i was movin' it
and it fell.
513
00:31:38,600 --> 00:31:41,167
go fuck yourself,
you guinea bastard!
514
00:31:46,301 --> 00:31:47,867
good afternoon, mr. moltisanti.
515
00:31:47,934 --> 00:31:49,867
room 812, please.
516
00:31:55,700 --> 00:31:58,600
- yes.
- hey, sir kingsley.
517
00:31:58,667 --> 00:32:01,167
it's chris moltisanti
from yesterday?
518
00:32:01,234 --> 00:32:02,834
i spoke with jay
519
00:32:02,900 --> 00:32:05,234
and he's working on that
new york meeting right now.
520
00:32:05,301 --> 00:32:08,401
fine, but that's not what
i'm calling about, though.
521
00:32:08,468 --> 00:32:10,900
that luxury lounge thing,
can you get me in there?
522
00:32:10,967 --> 00:32:13,734
i don't know. my publicist
handles all that stuff.
523
00:32:13,800 --> 00:32:16,234
- so, can you call 'em?
- i don't know
524
00:32:16,301 --> 00:32:19,267
how my publicist
can help you, you know?
525
00:32:19,334 --> 00:32:21,101
all right.
526
00:32:21,167 --> 00:32:24,234
yeah, in the city then.
my partner went back.
527
00:32:24,301 --> 00:32:26,134
friend of his died
recently. guy's wife
528
00:32:26,201 --> 00:32:28,334
is having a breakdown.
he'll call you.
529
00:32:35,134 --> 00:32:38,101
that's security, eden! they're
gonna blow that door open!
530
00:32:38,167 --> 00:32:40,234
fuck you!
531
00:32:44,401 --> 00:32:47,533
- fuck.
- i know, i gotta get it together.
532
00:32:47,600 --> 00:32:50,867
black truffle doesn't have the
intensity of white so you gotta use more.
533
00:32:50,934 --> 00:32:53,767
i'll be at my investing club at
the learning annex with my cell
534
00:32:53,834 --> 00:32:57,267
if you have to call,
but try not to.
535
00:32:57,334 --> 00:33:00,034
sandy,
about the meeting...
536
00:33:00,101 --> 00:33:01,900
- oh, everybody knows you're upset.
- i know.
537
00:33:01,967 --> 00:33:04,567
but alonzo's coat, you
told me that in confidence.
538
00:33:04,633 --> 00:33:06,067
i thought you
needed to know.
539
00:33:06,134 --> 00:33:08,867
i also think-- well,
it's probably nothing,
540
00:33:08,934 --> 00:33:12,401
but yesterday martina was showing
off these caovilla sandals.
541
00:33:14,034 --> 00:33:15,767
i know she makes
more than me,
542
00:33:15,834 --> 00:33:18,067
but they cost
like $600.
543
00:33:19,867 --> 00:33:21,800
you should get back
to the coat room.
544
00:33:23,567 --> 00:33:26,434
hold on a second.
i wanna ask you something.
545
00:33:31,468 --> 00:33:34,800
- i knew it.
- i'm sorry. i'll pay you back.
546
00:33:34,867 --> 00:33:38,001
- how could you do this to me?
- you were so mean to me.
547
00:33:38,067 --> 00:33:41,034
like helping you find the
apartment? teaching you to drive?
548
00:33:41,101 --> 00:33:44,267
as soon as you found out i wasn't going
to fuck you, you started picking on me.
549
00:33:44,334 --> 00:33:47,934
i wanna fuck you? you certainly
have a high opinion of yourself.
550
00:33:48,001 --> 00:33:50,234
you stare at me
like food.
551
00:33:50,301 --> 00:33:52,600
well i never
fuck you.
552
00:33:52,667 --> 00:33:54,767
- i go to benny and we laugh at you...
- benny.
553
00:33:54,834 --> 00:33:56,533
...when i fuck him
in the pile of money
554
00:33:56,600 --> 00:33:58,633
that we take from
your stupid customers.
555
00:33:58,700 --> 00:34:01,101
you're fired.
556
00:34:01,167 --> 00:34:03,101
oh yeah?
oh, who's laughing now?
557
00:34:03,167 --> 00:34:06,001
oh, what do you think? i can't press
charges 'cause of my friendship with tony?!
558
00:34:06,067 --> 00:34:07,700
three months
you worked here!
559
00:34:07,767 --> 00:34:09,368
you think that doesn't go
on your permanent record?!
560
00:34:09,434 --> 00:34:12,301
we lead the world in
computerized data collection!
561
00:34:36,401 --> 00:34:38,301
artie, you know
what time it is?
562
00:34:38,368 --> 00:34:40,900
- we need to talk.
- now?
563
00:34:40,967 --> 00:34:42,834
my wife is pregnant.
she needs to sleep.
564
00:34:42,900 --> 00:34:45,234
martina told me about your
little credit card business.
565
00:34:45,301 --> 00:34:47,101
step outside, ben.
566
00:34:48,667 --> 00:34:51,567
i'll be outside
a minute, honey.
567
00:34:53,500 --> 00:34:55,034
look.
568
00:34:56,334 --> 00:34:58,468
you're upset,
all right?
569
00:34:58,533 --> 00:35:00,967
but it's not my fault.
that little trick got greedy.
570
00:35:01,034 --> 00:35:02,700
oh, so she's
a little trick, huh?
571
00:35:02,767 --> 00:35:05,001
i was gonna cut you in,
but now you're acting stupid.
572
00:35:05,067 --> 00:35:07,533
regular people are
all fucking stupid.
573
00:35:15,767 --> 00:35:17,767
you want some more?!
574
00:35:24,034 --> 00:35:26,468
piece of dogshit!
little, crazy,
575
00:35:26,533 --> 00:35:28,900
motherfucking
meatball dogshit!
576
00:35:41,734 --> 00:35:43,800
yeah, i'm stupid.
577
00:35:59,134 --> 00:36:01,500
ho! there he is.
578
00:36:01,567 --> 00:36:03,533
how you doing?
579
00:36:03,600 --> 00:36:06,567
- great, thanks.
- this is murmur.
580
00:36:08,001 --> 00:36:10,734
- you heading to the pool?
- massage.
581
00:36:10,800 --> 00:36:12,734
oh.
582
00:36:12,800 --> 00:36:15,533
listen. you get a chance to call
about that luxury lounge for me?
583
00:36:15,600 --> 00:36:17,567
well, it's like
i explained...
584
00:36:18,900 --> 00:36:20,800
there's nothing very much
i can do about it.
585
00:36:20,867 --> 00:36:23,667
- you see, they decide whom they give it to.
- very important people,
586
00:36:23,734 --> 00:36:26,700
like you, right? 'cause
you're a very important person.
587
00:36:26,767 --> 00:36:28,700
to them, i guess.
588
00:36:31,067 --> 00:36:34,167
murmur's an interesting name.
what's the genesis?
589
00:36:34,234 --> 00:36:37,667
i had a heart murmur
when i was a kid.
590
00:36:37,734 --> 00:36:39,834
they just keep
handing stuff out, huh?
591
00:36:39,900 --> 00:36:41,834
the coolest shit
in the world
592
00:36:41,900 --> 00:36:43,700
to the people
who need it the least.
593
00:36:52,067 --> 00:36:54,533
look. i think you've
misunderstood something.
594
00:36:54,600 --> 00:36:57,301
i give most
of that stuff away
595
00:36:57,368 --> 00:37:00,201
to homeless shelters, the rest
i give to charity auctions.
596
00:37:00,267 --> 00:37:03,167
- not to your godson?
- i agree with you,
597
00:37:03,234 --> 00:37:05,600
the whole thing's obscene,
and it's nothing
598
00:37:05,667 --> 00:37:07,667
compared to the situation
at award shows.
599
00:37:07,734 --> 00:37:11,067
presenters get about $30,000
worth of merchandise
600
00:37:11,134 --> 00:37:12,900
in those baskets.
601
00:37:12,967 --> 00:37:14,734
that's a year's salary
for some people.
602
00:37:14,800 --> 00:37:16,567
go figure.
603
00:37:16,633 --> 00:37:19,167
hopefully we can spread
some of that lolly around.
604
00:37:20,800 --> 00:37:22,567
we'll get you
that script.
605
00:37:32,401 --> 00:37:34,301
hell of a tub here, guys.
606
00:37:34,368 --> 00:37:37,267
sea, sun. i'm gonna
make it my second home.
607
00:37:37,334 --> 00:37:40,633
- anybody else hungry? huh?
- we'll get lunch started.
608
00:37:40,700 --> 00:37:43,301
- artie, another margarita?
- i could say no, but i won't.
609
00:38:02,967 --> 00:38:04,900
you lost
your fucking mind?
610
00:38:04,967 --> 00:38:07,867
the shit you're in with that kid,
which you brought on yourself.
611
00:38:07,934 --> 00:38:10,001
brought on myself?
oh, i suppose you let
612
00:38:10,067 --> 00:38:12,700
a certain element into your
world, you're asking for it.
613
00:38:12,767 --> 00:38:15,234
- oh!
- jesus fucking christ, tony,
614
00:38:15,301 --> 00:38:17,434
- how could you pull that scam at my place?
- come on,
615
00:38:17,500 --> 00:38:19,500
you know i never would've
let that happen if i'd known.
616
00:38:19,567 --> 00:38:21,900
you're innocent, i get it.
i'm justther victim
617
00:38:21,967 --> 00:38:24,334
- of benny fazio, criminal mastermind.
- that's right.
618
00:38:24,401 --> 00:38:27,334
and once you found out, instead
of putting him in the e.r.,
619
00:38:27,401 --> 00:38:29,867
you should've come to me. he
says he's gonna kill you, artie.
620
00:38:29,934 --> 00:38:32,533
i can't take
american express now, ton'.
621
00:38:32,600 --> 00:38:35,867
you know what that means? i have
to start with the fucking two-fers.
622
00:38:35,934 --> 00:38:39,001
my accountant insisted.
are you happy?
623
00:38:39,067 --> 00:38:40,800
life's not fair.
right, i know.
624
00:38:40,867 --> 00:38:43,334
but somehow i believe my
dad's crap about honest work.
625
00:38:43,401 --> 00:38:46,767
he used to say
to me, "you'll see.
626
00:38:46,834 --> 00:38:49,101
pays off in the end."
627
00:38:49,167 --> 00:38:50,633
what a joke.
628
00:38:57,834 --> 00:39:00,067
i hate to see you like this,
you know that.
629
00:39:00,134 --> 00:39:02,934
'cause you start
thinking crazy shit.
630
00:39:05,334 --> 00:39:07,167
who's hungry?
631
00:39:16,167 --> 00:39:18,867
- yeah?
- ben kingsley passed.
632
00:39:18,934 --> 00:39:20,767
fuck.
633
00:39:22,001 --> 00:39:23,934
you know, i tried
to be his friend,
634
00:39:24,001 --> 00:39:26,034
i sent a muffin basket
with the script,
635
00:39:26,101 --> 00:39:27,967
i tried everything.
636
00:39:34,067 --> 00:39:36,301
you can kill me after
if you want,
637
00:39:36,368 --> 00:39:38,900
- but he's a fucking dead man.
- calm down, ben.
638
00:39:38,967 --> 00:39:42,201
he came to my house, tony,
where my wife was watching tv.
639
00:39:42,267 --> 00:39:45,434
my wife, who's carrying
my unborn son.
640
00:39:45,500 --> 00:39:47,934
i'm gonna take him to
that warehouse in paterson
641
00:39:48,001 --> 00:39:50,234
- and drive fucking...
- nails into his balls. i know.
642
00:39:50,301 --> 00:39:52,834
i heard you
the first time.
643
00:39:57,900 --> 00:40:00,401
- you're having a son, huh?
- they showed us his cannoli
644
00:40:00,468 --> 00:40:03,900
on the ultrasound
like a month ago.
645
00:40:03,967 --> 00:40:06,500
that's beautiful.
646
00:40:08,567 --> 00:40:10,934
oh, congratulations.
647
00:40:11,001 --> 00:40:13,067
thank you.
648
00:40:13,134 --> 00:40:15,234
i'm gonna tell you
this once--
649
00:40:15,301 --> 00:40:17,633
it's over.
you drop it.
650
00:40:17,700 --> 00:40:21,334
and frankly you should be very
happy i'm not gonna tax you.
651
00:40:21,401 --> 00:40:24,468
i mean beside the fact you
know i grew up with the man,
652
00:40:24,533 --> 00:40:26,468
you don't shit
where you eat.
653
00:40:26,533 --> 00:40:28,834
and you really don't shit where i eat.
654
00:40:28,900 --> 00:40:31,567
i know, and i'm sorry
about that, but--
655
00:40:31,633 --> 00:40:33,700
and your parents'
anniversary party?
656
00:40:33,767 --> 00:40:36,001
it's not going to be at da
giovanni's. it's gonna be at vesuvio.
657
00:40:36,067 --> 00:40:38,867
what? tony,
look at my face.
658
00:40:38,934 --> 00:40:41,734
he's going to apologize
to you, and give you a rate.
659
00:40:43,401 --> 00:40:47,067
he's hurtin' too. and
it's the least you can do.
660
00:40:51,301 --> 00:40:53,900
well ms. bacall, your limo
is second in line there.
661
00:40:53,967 --> 00:40:56,401
oh, well i can take it
from here.
662
00:40:56,468 --> 00:40:58,567
- you sure?
- yeah, thank you so much.
663
00:40:58,633 --> 00:41:00,301
- okay, you're welcome.
- good night.
664
00:41:00,368 --> 00:41:02,034
night.
665
00:41:05,834 --> 00:41:07,934
- get the fuck away from me!
- what are you doing?!
666
00:41:09,767 --> 00:41:11,667
somebody help us!
667
00:41:11,734 --> 00:41:13,934
those guys!
668
00:41:17,101 --> 00:41:19,267
ms. bacall,
don't move.
669
00:41:19,334 --> 00:41:22,734
yes, an ambulance
by robinsons-may.
670
00:41:22,800 --> 00:41:26,800
oh jesus,
my fucking arm.
671
00:41:32,567 --> 00:41:34,700
- hmm?
- no.
672
00:41:37,101 --> 00:41:38,867
there's a line outside.
673
00:41:40,834 --> 00:41:43,800
okay, push the scampi. wholesaler
says they gotta get eaten tonight.
674
00:41:43,867 --> 00:41:47,500
and don't spread out too much. we still
got the fazio party in the banquet room.
675
00:41:50,734 --> 00:41:52,834
okay, sandy.
open the door.
676
00:41:56,667 --> 00:41:59,434
hello. welcome.
677
00:41:59,500 --> 00:42:01,767
do you have
low-salt selections?
678
00:42:09,434 --> 00:42:12,034
ma, pop, order whatever you want.
679
00:42:12,101 --> 00:42:14,533
i'm having
that loin of veal.
680
00:42:14,600 --> 00:42:16,834
that's
the other place, ma.
681
00:42:22,468 --> 00:42:23,900
this the young couple?
682
00:42:23,967 --> 00:42:25,800
yes, my mom and dad.
683
00:42:25,867 --> 00:42:27,368
cent'ann'!
684
00:42:27,434 --> 00:42:30,368
- hundred years!
- cent'anni!
685
00:42:32,167 --> 00:42:35,434
well, i hope you all enjoy.
you're all set for wine, cocktails?
686
00:42:36,867 --> 00:42:39,067
- nothing?
- fine, thanks.
687
00:42:41,234 --> 00:42:44,368
benny, can i get
you a martina?
688
00:42:44,434 --> 00:42:46,134
- excuse me?
- a martina.
689
00:42:46,201 --> 00:42:48,967
it's like a martini,
but it's from albania.
690
00:42:49,034 --> 00:42:50,468
hmm. i never heard of it.
691
00:42:50,533 --> 00:42:53,101
well, apparently
they go down real easy.
692
00:42:53,167 --> 00:42:54,800
right, ben?
693
00:42:57,368 --> 00:42:59,600
we're gonna look
at the menu.
694
00:43:00,700 --> 00:43:02,867
good enough.
695
00:43:06,434 --> 00:43:09,600
- you order for me.
- fine. the monkfish.
696
00:43:09,667 --> 00:43:12,101
there's such
a strange consistency.
697
00:43:22,667 --> 00:43:25,001
- ow!
- in front of my wife?!
698
00:43:25,067 --> 00:43:27,134
fuck!
699
00:43:27,201 --> 00:43:29,067
jesus! fuck, my hand!
700
00:43:29,134 --> 00:43:32,001
shit! oh god!
oh fuck!
701
00:43:32,067 --> 00:43:35,667
fuck! my hand!
702
00:43:38,134 --> 00:43:41,034
oh my god!
oh my god!
703
00:43:41,101 --> 00:43:45,301
oh my god, arthur!
somebody call 911 please!
704
00:44:13,267 --> 00:44:15,567
look at this.
705
00:44:23,301 --> 00:44:26,434
i had no idea. i'd have
booked another flight.
706
00:44:26,500 --> 00:44:28,533
fuck.
707
00:44:34,834 --> 00:44:36,667
where is everybody?
708
00:44:36,734 --> 00:44:38,500
my father-in-law
don't wanna come.
709
00:44:38,567 --> 00:44:40,500
him and carm
aren't speaking.
710
00:44:40,567 --> 00:44:44,001
- how's the meathook?
- had to be my fuckin' saute hand, huh?
711
00:44:44,067 --> 00:44:46,234
why, you got an okay
crowd here today.
712
00:44:46,301 --> 00:44:48,667
sunday pasta's
the last thing to go.
713
00:44:48,734 --> 00:44:50,633
the place is on life-support
ever since word got out
714
00:44:50,700 --> 00:44:52,500
to the regulars
about their credit cards.
715
00:44:52,567 --> 00:44:55,134
and my staff is pissed
off about martina leaving.
716
00:44:55,201 --> 00:44:57,934
benny did a real
number here, tony.
717
00:44:58,001 --> 00:45:01,167
who knows? maybe it's
cursed. the fire, then this.
718
00:45:01,234 --> 00:45:02,834
will you stop talkin'
like an old lady?
719
00:45:02,900 --> 00:45:05,234
- artie.
- no go, huh?
720
00:45:05,301 --> 00:45:09,101
he's just being dramatic.
721
00:45:09,167 --> 00:45:10,800
- how are you, sweetie?
- better.
722
00:45:10,867 --> 00:45:13,500
and carm, the flowers...
723
00:45:15,468 --> 00:45:18,468
tonight, only the best
724
00:45:18,567 --> 00:45:20,134
for the best people.
725
00:45:27,533 --> 00:45:29,334
hmm, that's excellent.
726
00:45:36,334 --> 00:45:38,700
hey, be careful you two,
727
00:45:38,767 --> 00:45:40,633
because the way you two
are looking at each other,
728
00:45:40,700 --> 00:45:43,767
pretty soon we'll have to
put a high-chair over here.
729
00:45:43,834 --> 00:45:46,633
like the icing on a cake, okay? capisce?
730
00:45:46,700 --> 00:45:48,734
keep your thumbs
out of the food.
731
00:45:54,001 --> 00:45:56,368
we gotta talk
about your problem.
732
00:45:56,434 --> 00:45:58,234
oh, great.
another idea.
733
00:45:58,301 --> 00:46:00,434
how 'bout a strolling
accordionist?
734
00:46:03,201 --> 00:46:05,267
i'm gonna give you the name
of a good psychiatrist.
735
00:46:05,334 --> 00:46:07,734
she's italian.
you'll like her.
736
00:46:08,967 --> 00:46:11,533
you know what? you go
about in pity for yourself.
737
00:46:11,600 --> 00:46:14,101
- i go about in pity for myself?
- yeah.
738
00:46:14,167 --> 00:46:16,234
i gotta tell you,
bodhisattva,
739
00:46:16,301 --> 00:46:18,334
that is fucking
priceless.
740
00:46:18,401 --> 00:46:20,934
use the other door.
741
00:46:21,001 --> 00:46:23,301
you bitch and you moan
and you blame
742
00:46:23,368 --> 00:46:25,434
everybody else
for your problems,
743
00:46:25,533 --> 00:46:29,600
instead of maybe... not letting the
mexicans do all the cooking for you
744
00:46:29,667 --> 00:46:32,900
or, i don't know, changing
the menu or changing the decor.
745
00:46:32,967 --> 00:46:36,134
i guess because you know how to eat,
you know how to run a restaurant.
746
00:46:38,800 --> 00:46:40,967
on one of the bleakest
nights of my life,
747
00:46:41,034 --> 00:46:45,800
after the shit with my mother
and that fuckin' storm outside,
748
00:46:45,867 --> 00:46:48,533
i came here to this place.
749
00:46:48,600 --> 00:46:51,401
i sat out there
with carm and my two kids
750
00:46:51,468 --> 00:46:54,034
and we ate and we drank and
we were so happy to be here,
751
00:46:54,101 --> 00:46:56,267
more than any other
place in the world.
752
00:46:56,334 --> 00:46:59,034
and you know i'm gonna eat
here until i fall off the chair.
753
00:47:01,767 --> 00:47:03,800
but in business,
sometimes shit happens.
754
00:47:03,867 --> 00:47:06,301
the playing field
changes, whatever.
755
00:47:06,368 --> 00:47:09,567
and you gotta do whatever you
gotta do to keep your dick up.
756
00:47:12,468 --> 00:47:15,267
if you hate it here so much,
why don't you go to da giovanni?
757
00:47:15,334 --> 00:47:17,967
see ife'll cook you that bland
shit for your shot-up pancreas.
758
00:47:23,567 --> 00:47:25,334
i'll tell you one thing
759
00:47:25,401 --> 00:47:27,334
and this is very hard.
760
00:47:27,401 --> 00:47:29,201
nobody wants
to hear you talk.
761
00:47:29,267 --> 00:47:33,101
they're trying to eat out
there and you come along
762
00:47:33,167 --> 00:47:36,001
with your corny jokes
and your stupid stories.
763
00:47:37,600 --> 00:47:39,867
just stay in the kitchen.
764
00:47:39,934 --> 00:47:42,334
that'd be a start.
765
00:47:56,500 --> 00:47:58,267
hey.
766
00:48:01,567 --> 00:48:04,234
you wouldn't believe what these
people in the business get,
767
00:48:04,301 --> 00:48:06,633
totally fuckin'
absolutely gratis.
768
00:48:06,700 --> 00:48:08,767
yeah, i hear the streets
are paved with hand-jobs.
769
00:48:08,834 --> 00:48:12,267
right. i scored
some major swag.
770
00:48:12,334 --> 00:48:14,533
a little taste for you.
771
00:48:16,434 --> 00:48:18,633
trip to australia,
first-class vouche,
772
00:48:18,700 --> 00:48:20,500
some kind of golf resort.
773
00:48:20,567 --> 00:48:23,034
looks like sarasota.
774
00:48:23,101 --> 00:48:26,633
after what,
a 20-hour flight? no.
775
00:48:42,834 --> 00:48:45,101
that's for a pocket dog.
776
00:48:50,234 --> 00:48:51,900
how'd it go
with the movie star?
777
00:48:51,967 --> 00:48:55,034
he was all over us, but
i don't think he's right.
778
00:48:55,101 --> 00:48:58,034
we made some great contacts.
plus we saw lindsay lohan.
779
00:48:58,101 --> 00:48:59,734
total piece of ass.
780
00:49:02,334 --> 00:49:04,201
you hear artie
burned his hand?
781
00:49:04,267 --> 00:49:08,368
yeah. him and benny.
how crazy is that?
782
00:49:08,434 --> 00:49:10,368
- he okay?
- a layer of skin
783
00:49:10,434 --> 00:49:12,301
came off his hand
like a glove.
784
00:49:12,368 --> 00:49:15,567
but, they said, you know,
no scarring, no grafts.
785
00:49:15,633 --> 00:49:18,301
- lucky.
- hmm.
786
00:49:19,767 --> 00:49:21,967
well, not for nothin'.
i couldn't help but thinkin'
787
00:49:22,034 --> 00:49:25,567
if you were here
watching your crew,
788
00:49:25,633 --> 00:49:27,734
things wouldn't have gone
the way they did.
789
00:49:27,800 --> 00:49:29,633
you let me go, t.
790
00:49:29,700 --> 00:49:32,201
i asked you. now it's my fault
artie and benny got into it?
791
00:49:32,267 --> 00:49:36,101
this is what i was concerned about,
christopher, the loss of focus.
792
00:49:36,167 --> 00:49:38,700
look...
793
00:49:38,767 --> 00:49:42,800
not many guys have had to make
the kind of sacrifice i did.
794
00:49:42,867 --> 00:49:45,334
how many times you gonna
play the adriana card?
795
00:49:55,533 --> 00:49:57,633
sandy just seated
a couple.
796
00:49:57,700 --> 00:49:59,567
kitchen's closed.
797
00:49:59,633 --> 00:50:02,567
he said they were supposed to go to
the city but they had car trouble.
798
00:50:04,567 --> 00:50:06,267
hector already left
to pick up his wife.
799
00:50:06,334 --> 00:50:08,767
plus i got nothing
back here, charm.
800
00:50:08,834 --> 00:50:10,900
they already opened
the bottle.
801
00:50:21,667 --> 00:50:23,533
they're gonna have to eat
what i give them.
802
00:51:16,234 --> 00:51:19,368
arthur, a lot of people
don't like rabbit.
803
00:51:19,434 --> 00:51:22,633
my grandfather's way. only with
provencal elements i been thinking about.
804
00:51:22,700 --> 00:51:25,201
i thought you were taking
it to him at the home.
805
00:51:25,267 --> 00:51:29,067
okay-- out. i wanna
get outta here tonight.
806
00:51:31,267 --> 00:51:33,067
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